Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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