I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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