If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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