D3 body, D1 cock
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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