i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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