She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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