: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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seriously i just wanna be friends
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.