That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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