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• (941): View more from Florida

  so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

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  Or, you could have used a condom

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• (707): View more from California

  I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.

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• (415): View more from California

  I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.

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  True on all accounts.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill

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  omg. that's awesome

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• (424): View more from California

  The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "

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• (315): View more from New York

  He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.

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