if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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