Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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