after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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