i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
