and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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