Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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