wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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ttyl tear gas
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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