Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Buhtt sex?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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