But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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