did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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