just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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