i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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