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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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