He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
