Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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