its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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