weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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