I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You work out of a Hotel?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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