She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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