FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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