i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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