Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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