So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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