Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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