I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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