he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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