So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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