Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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