so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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