i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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