I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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