direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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