I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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