what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
where are you?
Hypothermia
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
