I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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