do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just cut my nipple shaving
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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