I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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