I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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