Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Never underestimate the power of titties
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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