The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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