my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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