Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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(805): View more from California

Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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(214): View more from Texas

yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

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(915): View more from Texas

so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on

(1-915): View more from Texas

who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Perfectly normal.

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(214): View more from Texas

Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

(281): View more from Texas

If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..

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