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• (415): View more from California

  What a fucking waste of an outfit

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• (916): View more from California

  I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

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  How about a mike?

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  Already had two of those

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply

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  I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

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  I'm officially in the Christmas spirit

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.

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