so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I can't put those talents on a resume
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.