Sry I called you an 8
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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