Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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