I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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