Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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