i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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