don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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