I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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