used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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