Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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