so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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