you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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