through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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